Gopher the Beard!

Ginny: Are they completely white?
Joshua: Are what?
Ginny: I said ‘Merry Christmas’.
Joshua: Merry Christmas.
Ginny: You just don’t get it.

Ginny: It would probably make good sandwiches the next day.
Joshua: I guess.
Ginny: You don’t think so?
Joshua: Why a sandwich?
Ginny: Touch it and eat it.
Joshua: Touch what?
Ginny: Have you never carved an animal?
Joshua: I guess I do.

Ginny: Big step.
Joshua: What is?
Ginny: A Godzilla step.
Joshua: What does it sound like?
Ginny: Like Godzilla is walking by.

Ginny: He’s like two face.
Joshua: Who?
Ginny: The guy who lost his face.
Joshua: Who?
Ginny: …scars…

i just feel like im being crapped on from every direction today.